FDA IN DA WAY

Joose and other alcoholic beverages are running into the buzz saw that is the FDA. The government (who are here to help) are thinking about ruling that caffeine is an unsafe additive to alcoholic drinks. The investigation and action come after some COLLEGE STUDENTS ended up in the hospital after POSSIBLY ingesting too much. DEAR LORD-COLLEGE STUDENTS WHO DRINK TOO MUCH-WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO! Evidently the feds haven't heard of using Red Bull as a mixer (with HARD alcohol) or even rum and cokes (evidently there is caffeine in cola!).