Darth Vader + Metallica = Crap [VIDEO]

I'm sure on paper this looked like a "dream team". Put Star Wars together with Metallica and you have a "rockin' spectacular". Uh no, you have a giant flabby wiener of a production that sucks harder than a Dyson 360. Regardless, this mess has to be seen to believed. I only made it through about 15 seconds before I had to shut it off. Good luck checking out one of the most repulsive things since "two girls and one cup".