Dallas Company Offers Nude and Topless Maid Services

Why cook and clean when you can have a sexy maid come in and do it for you. While the concept isn't new, a Dallas company now offers a sexy, discreet and professional housekeeping service that can include nude and topless maids.

I'm sure all the guys reading this are rejoicing internally. Texas Maidens is the name of the place that boasts employing the most desirable women in Texas as their sexy maids.

Before you go thinking you'll score with one of these 'sexy maidens', their website states these ladies are not escorts and do not provide illegal services. Regardless, I'm sure there are a lot of guys out there that wouldn't mind watching the game while a topless gal roams the house tidying things up. The prices aren't too bad either, ranging from $100-160 per hour.

Better yet, these gals also clean offices. So, next time the boss starts complaining that your current cleaning service isn't doing a good job, just offer up Texas Maidens as an alternative.

Water cooler talk will never be the same, that's for damn sure.