I have a beautiful wife and daughter, I absolutely love to rock and I occasionally pickup the bass guitar (a lack of talent has never stopped me). Among my other interests are horror movies, tattoos and computer RTS games. I have a dog named Frank who is a good boy.
Wes Nessman
RockShow Threesome: Sam Loeffler From Chevelle Checks In From The Road [AUDIO]
Sam Loeffler is a bit of anomaly, he’s the spokesman for his band. Trust me, we don’t get very many drummers who are entrusted with basically a bands entire reputation. Sam is a great fit at the job though, he’s engaging, funny and honest almost to a fault. More after the jump.
How Big Of A Horror Movie Fan Are You? [VIDEO]
I love this little cartoon/test. It features scenes and/or characters from famous and not so famous horror movies. The cartoons are faceless so that makes the quiz a little harder. I just shouted out the names of the ones I knew and I think I got about 20 of 26. How many can you get? Can you beat White Chocolate at his own game? Let’s see how you do after the break.
Smokin’ Poll: Did You Experience Any Actual "Bad Luck" On Friday The 13th?
I hope you can think all the way back to last Friday. Did anything odd, bad or weird happen to you. Is there anything you attributed, even jokingly to “Friday the 13th”. We’d love to document these “incidents”, tell us “Did you experience any actual bad luck on Friday the 13th”?
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RockShow Threesome: German Man Tries To Flee From Sex Crazed Woman! [AUDIO]
“Hooking up” is a dangerous thing. Have you every thought about all of the billions of things that could go wrong as part of or as a result of your ‘one night stand’. You could catch a disease, you could get murdered, and you could run into a crazy person who won’t let you stop having sex. More after the jump.
Smokin’ Poll: What Was The Last Band That Disappointed You?
We were excited about the new Linkin Park showing up. We even heard Chester Bennington say that the new stuff would have “bigger guitars” than that last piece of fluff they put out. Well today we got the single and it’s another wimpy synth sing-a-long. It’s not horrible, but it’s pretty disappointing. We’re hoping they rock at least a little on the album when it gets here. Anyways, “What was
RockShow Threesome: The Best "Too Naughty News" Ever [AUDIO]
If you have a red mohawk and you saw Megadeth and Motorhead, you may be a daddy. Oh, wait it get’s even better than that. Click through for a VERY NAUGHTY “Too Naughty News” plus more fun after the break.
Smokin’ Poll: What Was The Last Thing You Were Bitten By?
Bite’s are nasty and they hurt! Bugs bite, dogs and cats bit and humans bit. Let’s also not forget bats and snakes and bears and whatnots. There’s a lot of things that bite out there and we’re betting you’ve been bitten by one. Here’s your chance to share your story and your pain, “What was the last thing you were bitten by?”
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RockShow Threesome: Naked Freezing Frat Guys Found In Basement [AUDIO]
Frat-bags do the dumbest thing. If you told me you were going to tape me to a bunch of other naked dudes, i’d tell you ‘laterz’. For some reason these prospective douche bags not only took it, they wouldn’t help the police. This and more fun after the jump.
Smokin’ Poll: How Far Will You Go To Reunite A Lost Pet With It’s Owner?
So you open your door and there is a little lost doggie or kittie on your front porch, what do you do? Do you shoo it away, put it somewhere safe, look for a collar? Or maybe you go all out and put it’s picture on Facebook and put up posters. There’s a lot of lost pets out there, “How Far Will You Go To Reunite A Lost Pet With It’s Owner? We’d love to have your answer on our Facebook page, cli
RockShow Threesome: Heathen’s Kids Are Filthy Damn Chocolate Faced Liars [AUDIO]
Kids, they’re cute so we don’t beat them. Seriously, kids are like little miniature savages just waiting for you to turn your back so they can mess stuff up. Heathen’s kids are…uh…heathens. This is a pretty funny story, check it out and two other bonus pieces of RockShow audio after the jump.
Smokin’ Poll: What Are The Worst Songs To "Get It On" To?
This is a fun question based on a list Heathen had. What are the worst songs to have on while making sweet love. They could be sad, inappropriate or have a weird tempo. Maybe it’s some other part of the song’s subject matter that makes it all wrong for lovin’ to? So tell us (and have fun with it) “What Are The Worst Songs To “Get It On” To?
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RockShow Threesome: Crazy Sex Devices Are Okay, Identity Theft Is Not [AUDIO]
In America (we think) it’s okay to have your multi-position, f’able sex chairs. But I can tell you from experience, if you want something in life, you got to “own” it. Not own as possess the actually item, but stand up and say “this is who I am and this is what I want”. The problem with this guy is not that he wanted two chairs to have sex with, it’s that he committed identity theft to get them