Patrick Bateman
‘Sarah Palin’ Will Take Her Clothes Off For Republican National Convention — Sort Of
It’s a fairly known fact that strippers make more money when Republicans are in town. In Tampa – the strip club capital of the US – one strip club hopes to break through the clutter with an offer that is sure to get those GOP members attending the RNC in late August to spend dead presidents – a Sarah Palin look-alike.
Vivian Kindle — Babe of the Day
Vivian’s a 24-year-old model originally from Bellingham, Washington who now lives in Hollywood.
Man Ghost Rides His Motorboat On Surfboard
The evolution of dangerous car-related stunts has come a long way since Stiles surfed the Wolfmobile in ‘Teen Wolf’ back in ’85. After a two decade hiatus, the next level of car-surfing called ‘ghost-riding the whip’ blew up the internet thanks to Bay Area rappers. Just when you thought the dangerous art has been forgotten forever, this dude comes along and ghost rides his speedboat on a surfboard
Romany Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Romany — a zombie from Chicago who’s into Human Centipedes, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and meowing like a cat. That’s some deep dish delirium right there.
Buttered Popcorn Vodka Even Has Orville Redenbacher Reaching For a Bucket
Vodka flavors are getting out of hand. We love buttered popcorn as much as the next guy – to the point where we always get the gigantic bucket at the movie theater despite our habit of overeating then fighting back vom-bombs – but, infusing that flavor into vodka will definitely have us on the horn with Ralph.
Kathryn McCormick’s Cleavage Won The Teen Choice Awards
The 2012 edition of the Teen Choice Awards was last night. We all know how pumped you were to watch that broadcast. Emphasis on the BROAD, of which there were many. But, the night’s winner had to be Step Up Revolution‘s Kathryn McCormick who was ballsy enough to show off some chest.
Charley Atwell — Babe of the Day
Charley’s a 22 year old model and webcam girl from foggy London town who can be seen on Bluebird TV.
Lottey Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lottey — a 25-year-old British model and designer who’s into intelligence and redheads with pale skin, freckles, and beards. Somebody get Louis CK on the horn.
Stephanie Pietz — Babe of the Day
Stephanie’s a 25-year-old model and moto-cross rider from Mesa, Arizona who comes to us via The Babe Spot.
Millionaire Renames Texas Town After Breastaurant
An entrepreneur named Doug Guller has purchased the small town of Bankersmith, Texas on Craigslist and re-named it after his breastaurant franchise named Bikinis.
Ingenting Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ingenting — a 22-year-old Swedish college student who is turned on by guys who can cook. Does meth count? Paging Jesse Pinkman!
Sizzling Hot Girls Wrestle at the 2012 Bacon Cup
Portlandia has endeared the nation, nay, the world to the weird charm of Stumptown aka Rose City. Many might not know the area is actually a strip club haven – with exotic dancers that are more akin to SuicideGirls than Hooters waitresses. If you need further reason why Portland should be your next travel destination – we present Portland’s 2nd annual Bacon Cup, which combined man’s favorite food