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Woman from Van Halen ‘Hot For Teacher’ Video Still Pretty Hot
When it was still showing music videos, MTV showed Van Halen’s ‘Hot for Teacher’ about 43,654 times in 1984.
Meet Laura, the Busty YouTube Junkie [VIDEOS]
YouTube has brought the internet so many things. Every day you can check out scenes from your favorite movies, adorable cat videos, or a tutorial on how to carve your very own authentic canoe. It’s true, YouTube has brought us these wonderful things–but it has also unleashed a new generation of user. We’ll refer to them as the ‘MeTubers.’
Almost Everything You’ll Ever Need To Know About The Clitoris
Pay attention fellas. Think you know everything about the female anatomy? Think again. We’re going to tell you some valuable information about that little love button you’re clamoring to find.
Dudes everywhere take pride in the ability to please their woman–and the clitoris is the key to this achievement. The clitoris h
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‘Good Morning America’ Weatherman Gives Entire Country ‘Morning Wood’ [VIDEO]
While casually reporting on weather conditions in Cordova, Arkansas weatherman Sam Champion gave the ‘Good Morning America’ viewers at home a little something special — some ‘morning wood.’
Courtney Stodden Encourages Everyone to ‘Floor Flash’ With Her
Looks like Courtney Stodden has turned over a new leaf in 2012. Ha! Just kidding. She is still an attention whore. Can we say that about a ’17-year-old?’ Well, if the bra fits, but it usually doesn’t in Courtney’s case.
Follow These 6 New Year’s Superstitions To Start 2012 Off Right
Well 2011 is winding down, and as you reflect on the passing year, you realize that it wasn’t as great as you thought it would be.
Get ‘Garbage Pail Kids’ Cases For Your ‘Smart Fart’ Phone [See What We Did There?]
Remember those awesome trading cards known as Garbage Pail Kids? You know, the ones that made your mother cry and made people generally just freak out? Ah, such a simpler time.
Unearthly Christmas Gift Ideas for the ‘Geek Girl’
So you’ve managed to find a girl that allows you to play WoW during the week and wear your Darth Vader mask in bed. Awesome!
Investment Banker Sends Craziest Stalker Email Ever
We like to give advice –we tell you what to buy, how to dress and occasionally how to please your lady. Now, we want to share with you how to scare the ever-loving crap out of your lady by showing you this insane email from an investment banker from New York City.
Hanson to Brew Cleverly Named ‘MmmmHop’ Beer
Let’s take you back to 1997 — It was a magical time, and you may remember a little blond haired pop trio named Hanson. You thought those chicks were hot–until you realized they were all dudes. Bummer.
Old Spice Deodorant Protector Is Bear-y Scary
We know what you’re thinking while you’re waddling around at 6:30 in the morning and struggling to get ready for the day. “Why am I up so early, where are my boxers, and WHY can’t my deodorant look like an awesome bear? Why? WHY?!?!”
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‘Star Wars’ Breakfast Beverages are Just What The Dark Lord Ordered
Holy Moon of Endor! Think Geek has done it again. Just in time for the holidays, you can give the ones you love Star Wars themed breakfast beverages.