Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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Hells Yeah! Grand Theft Auto 5 Is Coming! [VIDEO]
My personal favorite video game of all time is returning. Grand Theft Auto has kept me entertained since #3 was released years ago. I was one of the guys that grew up with Super Mario and stuff and never knew what video games could really be...
New Dress Turns See Through When She’s In The Mood [VIDEO]
This is freakin’ awesome! There’s a company that has developed a new dress that will turn invisible in certain parts when the lady is “in the mood”. It’s kind of like the old hyper color t-shirts that changed color with temperature only this is more like those glass windows that turn from clear to opaque when electricity is passed through them. Of course the downside would
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Disturbed’s Trailer for "The Lost Children" B-Sides & Rarities Compilation [VIDEO]
With the recent news that Disturbed is taking an extended hiatus from recording and touring, we fans are wondering when will there be more? Well that day is November 8th, 2011. Disturbed will release “The Lost Children.”
Linkin Park Visit Japan’s Tsunami Ravaged Areas [VIDEO]
Recently Linkin Park held a benefit concert for Japan, specifically the most damaged areas from the earthquake and tsunami. The benefit was in LA where they raised $500,000 by doing a free concert for everybody who raised $500 or more for “Save The Children”. Finally during the recent Japanese leg of their tour, they got to actually tour those parts of the country and see the damage firsthand.
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Steven Tyler Looks Like He Got the Crap Beat Out of Him After the Shower Fall [VIDEO]
Steven Tyler took and awful fall in the shower due to Motezuma’s Revenge in Paraguay. We all make fun of it but he looks like holy hell. Mike Tyson did a dance on his face almost.
Korn Get All Trippy on Their New Video For "Narcissistic Cannibal" With Skrillex [VIDEO]
Korn released part 2 of their experimental cd with all the dj’s and stuff. You’ve already heard the song, but now there’s a video and I think someone’s been taking some drugs.
Tom Cruise Might Be a Scientology Weirdo, But Nobody Can Deny the Hombres Got Cojones. [VIDEO]
I thought the first 2 “Mission Impossible” movies were pretty good. Number 3 kinda went sideways for me, but I would still watch #4. Especially after seeing some of the stunts Tom did for the flick. This is a video of him in Dubai at the world’s tallest building, the Burj Khalifa.
Giant Lego Men Are Washing Ashore All Over The World [VIDEO]
A giant, eight-foot-tall, 100-pound Lego man made of fiberglass has washed ashore on the beach in the Florida Keys. Sarasota’s Siesta Key to be exact. Wearing a “shirt” that says: “no real than you are” on the front and “Ego Leonard” and a number eight on the back, which makes absolutely no sense.
Are Some Halloween Costumes Racist, Stereotypical, or Just Fun? [PICS]
A blog by an Ohio University student named Sarah is getting some international attention because of her stand against certain Halloween costumes she and others consider racist. My question to you is are they actually racist?
Awesome Pumpkin Carving Video Just In Time For Halloween [VIDEO]
Pumpkin carving has now hit the status of high art, or it looks like art if you’re high. At least if it’s done by the artist Ray Villafane. He creates some truly awesome carvings for Halloween. Too bad they don’t last because, you know, they’re pumpkins and they go rotten pretty quick.
The Most Awesome Video OF The Day Is Duck Sauce "Big Bad Wolf" [VIDEO]
Today’s video comes from a band you’ve probably never heard of. They’re called Duck Sauce, and they’re a dance group out of somewhere. The reason I mention them is because of their new video for a song called “Big Bad Wolf”. I don’t know how many pounds of mushrooms you have to have eaten in one day to come up with this idea, but it does make an awesome video.
Check Out a New Halestorm Track "Love Bites (And So Do I)" [VIDEO]
Halestorm’s new album isn’t due until 2012. They have been playing some new songs on tour though and now there’s a video of one. After playing two new songs live earlier this year, Hale told us that the response made her excited to get the whole record out there:
Here’s the video of Halestorm doing the “Love Bites” song live. Oh and unfortunately she’s dating
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