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Russian Choir Totally Owns Performance of ‘Skyfall’
"Corporal, I order you to perform 'Skyfall' by Adele," is how we hope this awesome cover by a choir in the Russian army came to be.
This is What It’s Like Not Having a Phone These Days
One time two years ago, some skeezebag stole our phone right out of our purse. For three months we were phone-less. So, we feel fairly well qualified to testify that this video, about what it's like to be surrounded by friends with smartphones when you don't have one, is pretty much spot on.
Here’s Who Twitter Thinks Should Play Batman Instead of Ben Affleck
Wow, people are upset that Ben Affleck is going to be the next Batman. Like, really upset. It's almost like this somehow simultaneously affects them personally (it doesn't), and they have nothing else in their lives to worry about (we're jealous). They may be upset about it, but at least some folks have a sense of humor about it. Here are some choice tweets on the subject.
Of Course There’s a Skateboarding Parrots Tumblr
We will be the first to admit the internet is a weird place: to prove our point, here is Skateboarding Parrots, the Tumblr of birds on skateboards.
Massive Sinkhole Swallows a Whole Mess of Trees in a Couple of Seconds
Nothing will make you appreciate the power of nature quite like watching a dozen cypress trees being sucked underwater in the blink of an eye by a sinkhole.
21 Dogs Who Could Care Less About Your Stupid Rules
Some people get a dog because they want an obedient companion...well, THESE AIN'T THOSE DOGS! These dogs make Rude Dog look like Lassie. Yeah, we just referenced Rude Dog, DEAL WITH IT!
Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog Have ‘Dueling Banjos’ Banjo-Off
Just when we were beginning to worry we would never see Steve Martin doing anything funny again, here he is playing 'Dueling Banjos' with Kermit the Frog!
Huge Dog Plays Dead to Avoid Bath Time, Hilarity Ensues
This dog really, really does not want to take a bath, and will do almost anything to get out of it, including laying there like a big lump of lifeless dog. We've never seen such a strong desire to NOT take a bath.
Baby Goat Knows How You Should Really Be Using a Yoga Ball
This baby goat loves its yoga ball. Like, **loves.**
‘Game of Thrones’ Star Sophie Turner Adopted Her Direwolf
Alright, so SPOILERS! If you aren't caught up on 'Game of Thrones,' simply admire this picture of Lady Sansa and her direwolf and then walk away. Otherwise, read on.
Patton Oswalt Trolled Twitter to the Max
If you follow Patton Oswalt on Twitter, you hopefully noticed that he pulled off the greatest Twitter troll probably ever over the weekend.
Reporter Can’t Handle Grumpy Cat
Australian 'Today' Anchor Karl Stefanovic didn't stand a chance against Grumpy Cat.