Drew Weisholtz
15 Reasons Your Father Was Probably a Jerk
Dad — the man who brings home the bacon so you could buy the cleats you needed to look good while picking your nose and facing the wrong way during your unmemorable season playing right field in Little League.
10 Things in Pro Sports That Should Exist in Real Life
We love sports. They provide an escape from our mundane lives, while we watch the athletic endeavors of our favorite players.
10 Absurd Consequences of Hostess Filing for Bankruptcy
Hostess, which makes such iconic foods as Wonder Bread and Twinkies, has filed for bankruptcy. The company is some $860 million in debt, so clearly some restructuring is in order.
What happens now, you ask? Here are some possible scenarios of what may take place:
13 Outrageous Signs the World Will End in 2012
It’s the end of the world as we know it — maybe. Now that 2012 is here, you’re bound to hear all those theories about how the world will indeed end this year. Heck, there was even a movie made about it.
We don’t claim to know whether Armageddon is in the offing, but we do know there are some ways to tell. If any of the following events take place in the next 12 months, we urge you to run as fast a
9 Reasons Why This Year’s NFL Playoffs Will Be the Worst Ever
The NFL postseason has arrived and while a dozen teams chase the Vince Lombardi Trophy, you may want to temper your excitement because we think these NFL playoffs will actually go down as the least exciting in history.
Here’s why:
10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear on Christmas Day
Ah, Christmas. It’s a relaxing time to spend with family and the last hurdle before you let your hair down on New Year’s Eve.
James Cameron’s 11 Bizarre Reactions to Being Sued for Stealing the Idea for ‘Avatar’
‘Avatar’ has won millions of fans, but the movie’s director, James Cameron, has won a couple of enemies. The Oscar winner has found himself at the center of two separate lawsuits which claim he stole the idea for the movie, which just so happens to be the highest-grossing film in history.
16 Reasons You Suck at Your Job
When you were little you may have been like millions of other kids who dreamed of becoming an astronaut.
11 Secret Reasons Albert Pujols Signed with the Angels
The tremors felt around Southern California on Thursday didn’t come from an earthquake. The seismic activity came courtesy of all the money the Los Angeles Angels dropped on Albert Pujols, the prize of this year’s free agent class.
11 Perfect Jobs for Larry King After He Returns from the Dead
Here’s a chilling thought — Larry King wants to be frozen after he dies. The former CNN personality says, “I want to be frozen in the hope that they’ll find whatever I died of and bring me back.”
While the thought of a thawed-out King doing his best Brendan Fraser in ‘Encino Man’ may make you chuckle, we wondered what exactly he would do if he was brought back from the dead after hanging out in a
14 Signs That The Muppets Might Actually Be Communists
Fox News’ ‘Follow the Money’ made some waves this week by making claims the movie ‘The Muppets’ sends an anti-capitalist message to kids. Scoff all you want, but it just might be true. Here are 14 signs that the Muppets just might be Communists:
13 Surprising Ways Earth Is Just Like Newly-Discovered Planet Kepler 22b
We may not be alone. That’s the message from NASA, which says a new planet by the dorm room-sounding name of Kepler 22b has been discovered.Kepler 22b is reportedly a lot like Earth in that it orbits around a single star and may have water on its surface, indicating it may be the first planet with life on it ever discovered.
But did you know there are other similarities between the two? Here are s