An EcoPark in Florida has introduced a new attraction called The Rattlesnake, probably because the experience will rattle your ‘snake’ as you ride it. Riders hang on for dear life to the zipline strapped across the hips – and crotch.

It’s not technically a roller coaster because the trip is solo and we’ll let this video demonstrate just what type of a ride you and your junk are in for on The Rattlesnake.

The zipline ride reaches heights of 68 feet, and speeds of up to 30 mph, but while all that sounds magical the crotch damage might make a guy reconsider the $85 admission price.

[Via Geekologie]