We’re a fan of all things natural (especially blondes) and we’re willing to suspend our disbelief that “natural” products don’t contain toxic junk but the Steinrueck brothers’ ‘all natural’ neck ties might be taking it a bit too far — the ties are made of wood.

David and Chris Steinrueck produce the ties through their company Wood Thumb. They’re made of reclaimed wood and told Uncommon Goods, the company selling the ties for the duo, that they’re producing five hundred ties a week and can’t keep up with the demand.

Finally, you can honestly say you’re ‘sporting wood.’

[Via Uncommon Goods]