I saw a guy driving down the road with two - that's right, two - spare tire donuts. Rather than focus on what an unfortunate fella he was, I thought about what a stupid invention the spare tire donut was. That led me to look for more dumb inventions, and I found some doozies...
New mothers, if you're exasperated at having no one to help you clean your messy house, why not let your baby do the dirty work? Your crawling infant can help you out when you dress them in a "baby mop," which is basically a romper with mop heads attached to the arms and legs. As your child crawls around on the floor, the mops on the romper pick up dust, dirt and hairballs. Plus, it will