Sports Terms or Phrases That Sound Dirty But Are Not
December 24, 2012 7:36 AM 
Football
• Looks like the hole closed on him before he was able to penetrate. • They continue to pound the ball. • That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. • He could go all the way. • The runner had to stretch it out to get it in. • He goes deep. • Look at that penetration in the backfield. • He found his tight end. • The defensive lineman straddles the quarterback but he's still able to get the ball off. • He was wide open, but he let the ball fall right through his hands.
Baseball
• That guy is swinging a big bat. • He throws a backdoor slider. • Pitchers mound • Batters box • He hits it hard up the middle • Wow! That was a high hard one. • He's got two balls on him. • He popped a big one up. • The squeeze play is on. • He smacks it hard and it goes long and deep.
Golf
• Look at the size of his putter. • He missed the hole again. • Looks like he bent his shaft. • He really has a nice stroke. • He's using a new ribbed grip on his shaft • He really whacked the heck out of that ball. • He taps it in. • He can't seem to get the ball in the hole today. • After 18 holes, it's hard to even walk. • He locates the hole really well.
Other Sports
MMA - He's going for a rear naked choke.
Hockey - He gets two minutes for butt ending and will have to go to the box.
Basketball - He's being double teamed now so he might not get as much penetration
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