Name: Woodland Steve

Location: Sherwood Forest (Trenton, NJ)

Occupation: Recently fired bus matron, current freelancer for several furry erotica sites.

Spends His Free Time: Whittling, shelter-building, filing lawsuits against Urban Outfitters for "stealing his T-shirt ideas."

Interests: Costume design, zoology, wilderness preparedness, Hamburger Helper (see below).

In His Spare Time: Rather not say.

Not Into: PETA.

Motto: "Talk to the hand!"

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