Yes its true, you too can tell your kids to play with their wiener. Or at least play with their food. Presenting the "Happy Hot Dog Man." What could be more fun for kids than to eat food that looks like little people? Yes stick your wiener in the "Happy Hot Dog Man" and it slices your dog to make it look like it has arms, legs, and even a face! Plus if you order now they'll send you the "Ketchup Kritter" and "Mustard Monster" bottle toppers. These fun inventions make it look like a monster is either blowing mustard out their nose, or puking ketchup on your food! How fun! Just watch the video and see if you don't lose it watching your wiener dance provocatively throughout.