Gary Griddlecakes — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: The pork capital of America, Iowa.
Occupation:Â Recently founded a Breakfast-in-Bed business called “Meat Your Mattress.” No takers just yet.
Hobbies: Casual nudity, smoked meats.
Skills:Â Looking coy.
His Motto: Â “Oh, I’m bringing it home, alright.”
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