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Wage Aquatic Warfare With an RPG for Water Balloons
America is in the midst of one of the worst droughts in history. We have to assume sales for Super Soakers have taken a hit. So, if you somehow find yourself engaged in an H20 shootout and want to spit in the faces of farmers everywhere, lay down some green on this RPG launcher straight outta the Land of the Rising Sun.
Crissy Michaels — Babe of the Day
Crissy’s a 28-year-old model from Scottsdale, Arizona who comes to us via The Babe Spot.
Applebee’s is Selling Blow Up Dolls
Say what you will about marketers – most of ‘em stink – but when it comes to understanding the cubicle monkey, they hit the nail on the head.
Lass Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Lass, the 20-year-old bookworm from Scotland, back in mid-May. She’s back to let us know she loves friendly drunk people, so knock a few back and hug out her latest sexy pics below.
Devon Stiles — Babe of the Day
Devon is a 25-year-old model from Riverside, California who currently lives in San Antonio, Texas.
Introducing ‘Air’ — The Booze That Tastes Like Water
What deters the majority of our population from drinking alcohol non-stop? Some would say it’s the soul-crushing hangovers, the inevitable prayer sessions to the porcelain throne, or the regrettable decisions made under the influence. For most novice drinkers, it’s the taste. That’s where Air enters stage right to take a bow.
You Won’t Be Seeing These Two Hot Olympic Hopefuls in London
The Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympics is set to take place this Friday, but two of the fine faces we were hoping to see partake in the infamous orgies at Olympic Village won’t be in attendance thanks to a ‘racist’ tweet and a flat out failure to qualify.
Stuff Your O-Face With ‘Adults Only’ Marshmallows
Kraft is generally considered to be a family-friendly brand that errs on the side of being tame (read: lame), but the food and beverage conglomerate has turned that approach upside down down under with this Australian TV spot featuring what appear to be naked bodies and a line worker calling out in ecstasy.
AnnaLee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured the 28-year-old bookworm AnnaLee back in mid-May. She’s back with a new set of pics that will have you composing ’80′s heavy metal & power ballads (her favorite).
Jessica Jessie — Babe of the Day
Jessica’s a 29-year-old bikini fitness competitor, personal trainer, and nutritionist from Rockville, Maryland who used to be a cheerleader for the Redskins.
Kellie Pickler Covers Maxim’s Military Issue
The North Carolina native who got her break on American Idol six years ago just completed her fifth USO Tour. She celebrates by flashing some flesh on the cover of Maxim’s Military issue.
Discoquette Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Discoquette back in late December 2011 and again in early May. The inked up designer, producer, photographer and stylist has returned with a new set of pics that are Chronicles of Ridic.