Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 21-year-old British singer-songwriter and actress who popped out of her momma somewhere in the country formerly known as Yugoslavia before moving to live with her family in the United Kingdom.
Anti-masturbation devices, such as the one pictured up top, were used in the stained glass days of the Victorian sex age, where everyone from scholars, Catholic porno cults and Cloister prostitutes believed that masturbation caused the degeneration of civil society by inflicting the rosy palm populous with physical and mental disorders and venereal disease.
When youthful enthusiasm, minimum wage and a filthy pair of clown shoes is mixed with fast food prepared by the downtrodden generation, sometimes it becomes necessary to report bad service to the corporate office.
We have all had semi-religious experiences in the bathroom that could have benefited from the lighting of a match. However, a Kentucky man might have taken that concept a little too far over the weekend, when he set an entire toilet on fire in the name of religion.
Well boys, it could be time to dust off all of those 35-year-old copies of Playboy Magazine that your daddy has stuffed in grocery sacks underneath his mattress. No, that’s not Buckwheat in a leg lock that you are looking at on page fifty-eight, that’s a 1970′s bush, and it just might be making a comeback.
When the shocking cost of going to college nearly constitutes selling a kidney to an international ring of black market organ dealers, would-be students should probably ask themselves whether their education is really worth waking up in a bathtub full of ice just to pay for it.
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