Mike Adams
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 21-year-old British singer-songwriter and actress who popped out of her momma somewhere in the country formerly known as Yugoslavia before moving to live with her family in the United Kingdom.
Victorian Penis Armor Thought to Prevent Insanity, Masturbation
Anti-masturbation devices, such as the one pictured up top, were used in the stained glass days of the Victorian sex age, where everyone from scholars, Catholic porno cults and Cloister prostitutes believed that masturbation caused the degeneration of civil society by inflicting the rosy palm populous with physical and mental disorders and venereal disease.
Taco Bell Employee Causes Furor Posting Photo of Himself Allegedly Urinating in Nachos
When youthful enthusiasm, minimum wage and a filthy pair of clown shoes is mixed with fast food prepared by the downtrodden generation, sometimes it becomes necessary to report bad service to the corporate office.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 19-year-old singer and actress whose barely legal and delectable rack has been rumored to cause pocket pool tendencies and rosy palms in men ages ten to dead.
Man Sets Toilet on Fire in the Name of Religion
We have all had semi-religious experiences in the bathroom that could have benefited from the lighting of a match. However, a Kentucky man might have taken that concept a little too far over the weekend, when he set an entire toilet on fire in the name of religion.
Shaving Your Pubes Could Give You Venereal Disease
Well boys, it could be time to dust off all of those 35-year-old copies of Playboy Magazine that your daddy has stuffed in grocery sacks underneath his mattress. No, that’s not Buckwheat in a leg lock that you are looking at on page fifty-eight, that’s a 1970′s bush, and it just might be making a comeback.
Will Roseanne Barr Be the Next President of the United States?
Each time we get closer to a presidential election, it seems the political landscape gets weirder and weirder. Now, thanks to comedian Roseanne Bar entering the race, the trend remains consistent.
Horny Bull Runs Wild in the Street, Tries to Mount Man
In the southern states, chances are you can catch a rodeo somewhere and watch a bunch of crazy rednecks with more balls than brains mount and ride large farm animals. Just for fun.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a smoking hot 28-year-old glamour model and television star from Winchester, England.
Fast-Casual Joints Set the Standard by Creating a Better, Yummier Burger
The carnivorous world of the burger business has been using the “better is better” philosophy to help beef up their sales, and as cheesy as it might sound, consumers seem to be eating it up.
What Are America’s Top Colleges?
When the shocking cost of going to college nearly constitutes selling a kidney to an international ring of black market organ dealers, would-be students should probably ask themselves whether their education is really worth waking up in a bathtub full of ice just to pay for it.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 26-year-old American actress who broke into the business after appearing on the disgustingly popular HBO chick flick series, ‘Sex in the City.’