I'm a lucky dude. I get paid to do what I love and wouldn't change a thing about my life. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos, I love riding my motorcycle. I also have an extreme fondness for ranch dressing and Monster Energy Drinks - but not together. My wife makes my lunch every day. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
2018 Daylight Saving Time Begins Sunday March 11th at 2 a.m.
Time to "spring forward" an hour this weekend.
Get a Free IHOP Short Stack and Help Local Children Today
To Celebrate National Pancake Day, IHOP is offering a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes. In exchange, guests are asked to leave behind a donation for local children's charities.
The Mullet Boyz Bring the Party to the Firehouse This Saturday
The Mullet Boyz will make their debut appearance in Abilene this Saturday night and this will be a party you can't afford to miss.
Bobaflex Return to Abilene for the Heartbreaker’s Ball
Bobaflex return to Abilene for a Valentine's show you'll never forget.
Now Hiring: Cactus Drilling [SPONSORED]
How would you like to be making TWENTY ONE dollars per hour?
Monster Trucks Roar into Abilene February 2nd and 3rd
See these incredible 10,000 pound, car-crushing giants compete in racing, wheelie contests, and then rock the house with amazing freestyle action.
It Appears ACU Was Well-Represented at Hooters Pre-Opening Event
Hooters had one of their pre-opening events to give the staff a chance to work in a real-time environment and it seems ACU was seen all over the place.
9 Questions About the Abilene Area That Have Appeared on Jeopardy!
Jeopardy is one of the longest-running and most-famous TV game shows ever and at some point, they've covered everything - including Abilene.
20th Annual Party Gras is February 10th at the Zone
Our 20th Annual Party Gras is Saturday, February 10th at the Zone Grill & Bar. Yes, we'll have plenty of beads!
Hooters Opening in Abilene is a Good Thing – Stop Freaking Out
It seems people are losing their dadgum minds over Hooters opening up on I-20. Stop it. This is actually a good thing for our economy.
The Painman Tries a Nasal Flush for the First Time [NSFW]
Since my allergies have been terrible, I finally broke down and bought one of those scary nasal rinse kits. I'll be honest, it worked pretty dang well.
The Feds Are Taking Your Free Porn – the Great Porncalypse
The FCC voted to repeal Net Neutrality and your access to free porn might take the biggest hit.