Fernando Cuevas, who was completely failed by the public education system, has learned most of what he knows by delivering the news on the show. Fernie has a knack for exaggerating his own stories and a deep-seeded love of Wendy Williams. He has his finger on the pulse of pop culture. Except when he misses stuff entirely.
Young Man Dies from Excessive Masturbation
Peruvian authorities say 22-year-old David García Valle died after having a heart attack from excessive masturbation.
Brawl Breaks out over Chips & Salsa near Dallas, Texas
A fight broke out inside of Mexican restaurant called Los Paisanos in a town located right near Dallas, Texas. Check out the crazy video!
Wrong Number: Texas Sheriff Dept. Receives Unwanted Dirty Pics
A sheriff's office in Texas received some unwanted pictures via text from an unknown female. Check out the pictures!
Couple Held Hostage By Cat [VIDEO]
A couple in Wisconsin called 9-1-1 to report they were being held hostage by their cat.
June 22nd Is ‘No Panty Day’
According to the internet June 22nd is 'No Panty Day.' I've seen a ton of post online claiming today is the day we encourage ladies to go full commando. Find out more about this holiday!
Wedgies Are Not a Solid Defense in a Parking Lot Fight
A guy learns that atomic wedgies aren't a good defense during a parking lot fight over a girl. Plus, there's a bonus video!
Texas Woman Named EverybodyTalksAbout Arrested For DWI
A woman named Kendra Everybodytalksabout was arrested for DWI in El Paso, Texas.
Legendary West Texas Ranger, Author, Actor Dies at 80
West Texas Ranger Joaquin Jackson, best selling author and actor dies at 80.
UFO Spotted Over Ohio
Some needs to alert agents Mulder and Scully! A UFO was spotted over the skies of Cleveland, Ohio is getting a lot of attention online.
The Laziest Pony in Texas
Pinto the pony just might be the laziest pony in Texas. Find out more about the now famous Pony.
UFO Recorded Moving over the Moon
A UFO was filmed moving over the moon. Check out the video and judge for yourself!
Chick Loses Her Top During a Fight at the Beach
A fight broke out over the weekend at a beach in Ocean City, Maryland and a chick named Joey had her top fly off.