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Men Think Women Who Wear Red Will Have Sex on First Date
Chock this up to our simple minds: Guys apparently believe chicks wear red because they are looking to score.
Woman Strips Naked To Prove She Didn’t Shoplift and You’ll Never Guess Where She Hid the Goods
A 31-year-old mother of four in Kennewick, Washington stripped down to her birthday suit after being accused of shoplifting at the Columbia Center Mall. We’re 99% sure that’s not why it’s called a strip mall.
Want to Pee and Play Guitar? Urine Luck!
Now you have another excuse for spending hours in the bathroom: “What? I was rocking out another mPEE3?” (Yes, actual file name.) Billboard Brasil presents “Guitar Pee” which combines the boring functionality of a urinal with the musical stylings of an electric instrument (hehe, instrument) and amp.
If This Lingerie Turns You On, We Need To Have a Quick Chat
For fans of goth, gore, zombies, skin and blood, Open Wound FX has unveiled your dream fetish lingerie accessory: Gartered Legs Prosthetics.
The brainchild of Los Angeles-based artist Meaghan O’Keefe who sells her wares, as she puts it, ”on the black market….err.. Etsy” these
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Hackers Pop Porn Onto TVs at Best Buy Store
Boob Tube? A Best Buy in Greenville, South Carolina fell victim to hackers who posted pornographic photos on in-store smart TV displays using the electronics store’s own WiFi.
Paul Rudd Talks to Teens about Boobs, Boys and Undies [VIDEO]
Paul Rudd is that rare guy who dudes find awesome (‘Anchorman,’ ‘I Love You Man’) and women really dig (‘Clueless,’ ‘Wet Hot American Summer’). The guy even has teen girls swooning for him, as witnessed in his latest Q&A session for RookieMag.com.
Burger King Testing Delivery Service in Some Cities
Hey America, if you were wondering how you could possibly gain more weight eating fast food — wonder no more — Burger King has got your ever-expanding backside covered.
Following testing in Mexico, Turkey, Brazil, Columbia and Peru, BK is offering delivery service at ten participating locations in Maryland and Virginia. Six more
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Dude Proposes with Stop-Motion LEGO Animation [VIDEO]
Your girlfriend probably doesn’t want you to play with toys, but Walt Thompson figured out a way to get away with it for at least a couple more years. He proposed to his girlfriend of four years using LEGOs and some stop-motion animation.
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Man With World’s Worst Name Arrested
The reporting Madison, Wisconsin police officer must have had a spell-check meltdown as a man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested on parole violations.
Drunk Man Sets Car Ablaze After Dozing Off Behind Wheel [VIDEO]
Aaron Edward Blake may be the first man to be arrested – not for drunk driving – but drunk idling.
Joey Lauren Adams of ‘Chasing Amy’ — Still Got It? [POLL]
Appearances in the films ‘Dazed and Confused,’ ‘Bio-Dome’ and ‘Mallrats’ brought her into our lives, but Joey Lauren Adams truly hit the spotlight in 1997 as the girl Ben Affleck pined for in ‘Chasing Amy.’
Will Ferrell Toasts Old Milwaukee in Local TV Commercials [VIDEOS]
Is Will Ferrell sexier than a bikini team? Old Milwaukee fans seem to think so.