Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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‘American Psycho’ Is 1,000 Times Better With ‘Pokemon’
Here's a video because, hey, why not? You probably remember the business card scene from 'American Psycho,' with all the different shades of off-white. Here it is again, only they're comparing Pokemon cards.
The Best of the ‘Tommy Lee Jones Is Grumpy Cat’ Memes
Tommy Lee Jones was not amused by Will Ferrell's hijinks at last night's Golden Globes. And he was the only one. On the one hand, look at him -- he's ancient. Let him laugh or not laugh whenever he wants or doesn't want to. On the other hand, BWAHAHA he looks just like Grumpy Cat.
Watch ‘Toy Story’ Recreated With Live-Action Toys
Jonason Pauley and Jesse Perrotta of Arizona spent two years making this masterpiece of stop motion animation. The least you could do is watch it.
Here’s Jodie Foster’s Slightly Bizarre Golden Globes Speech
Last night's Golden Globes were certainly filled with some memorable moments. The Tommy Lee Jones death stare, Taylor Swift's disapproving face, Adele's delightful acceptance speech. But today most people are talking about Jodie Foster's sort of rambling acceptance speech for the Cecil B DeMille lifetime achievement award.
Dubstep Singing Bird Might Be Worst Pet Ever
Thinking about getting a parrot? You'd better kiss your dreams of being an amateur beatboxer goodbye! This video shows the results of working on your beatboxing around the house when you have a bird just waiting to mimic you.
Young Basketball Player Lands Most Amazing Last-Second Shot Ever
You just don't see magic like this in the NBA. Mostly because a professional athlete would probably never lob the ball backwards over his head.
The Best Pranks From ‘Impractical Jokers’
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It's not even the slightest bit of a secret that we love a good practical joke. We even kind of like the bad ones. Basically, as long as nobody winds up in a hospital, we're on board. So it should come as no surprise that we are BIG fans of the TruTV show 'Impractical Jokers.'
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Just a Dog Driving a Power Wheels, NBD
Holy cow, it's a dog that can drive! Sort of. Granted, we've seen dogs driving actual cars before, but this one is an enormous dog in a tiny Power Wheels. Plus he has no idea how to steer. The technical skill may not be as impressive as those well-trained dogs in New Zealand, but the cute factor is waaaay up here, folks...
Old Men Singing at Tim Hortons Will Delight You
O Canada! Our home and native land! Tim Hortons coffee in all thy sons command! Here are a bunch of older gentlemen singing a very lovely a cappella version of 'Can You Feel The Love' tonight in a Tim Hortons.
Video of Mouse Being Released Into Wild Doesn’t End Well
We commend these guys for humanely trapping and releasing a mouse. Too bad their plan backfired so very, very quickly. Seconds after being set loose in a field, a hawk swoops up and grabs it. Their reaction is priceless. So much hard work for nothing...
Maude Apatow Nails Kardashian Impression in Deleted ‘This Is 40′ Scene
It might be hard to believe that scenes were actually cut from the 134-minute-long movie 'This is 40,' but apparently it could have been even longer. Here is a deleted scene that features Maude Apatow's spot on impression of all the Kardashians.
Will Ferrell and Ryan Gosling Are the Best Knife Salesmen Ever
Jimmy Kimmel doesn't need help making his show funny. But at least when he gets a little outside assistance, it's from Will Ferrell and Ryan Gosling. That's pretty much the best way to do that. Will Ferrell for the laughs, and Ryan Gosling for making women scream like a mouse just ran up their pants...