Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Awesome Music Video Brings Nerf Wars to Life
You might remember neighborhood Nerf wars from your childhood. But this video isn't how you remember them -- it's how you imagined them as they were happening.
Dad Pulls Off Best April Fool’s Prank of 2013
This is the kind of prank we like. Nobody gets hurt, and it didn't happen to us.
Funny or Die KickStarts ’90s Shows for April Fool’s Day
Inspired by the success of the recent 'Veronica Mars' movie campaign, Funny or Die has started numerous Kickstarters to bring back all your favorite old shows because "people love stuff from the '90s. The only problem is...April Fool's! It's not real.
See All of Google’s April Fool’s Day Pranks
If you're anything like us, you probably have no idea what day it is. Well, it's Monday, April 1st. Yes, it's April Fool's Day, which means that Google is planning to pull the wool over our eyes all day long. Here are some of the pranks they're pulling, in case you are super-gullible...
9 Tasty Peeps Cocktails That’ll Help You Forget Easter
It's Easter weekend, and we all know what that means -- time to eat some ham and get your crunk on. We've always said if you aren't risking an insulin coma, you aren't really drinking, so here are some Peeps-themed cocktails to prove you love Easter but hate your body...
Baby Bandit Picks Locks, Steals Sister’s Toys
We would say this impressive, but it seems more appropriate to say this kid is the uber-little brother. Breaking into his sister's room? Check. Stealing her stuff? Check. Doing it in a manner that makes it hard to prove it was him? Check.
Metal Version of Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’ Surprisingly Rocks
This is the perfect way to relive those golden years back in the '90s before you hardened your heart and started listening exclusively to death metal. It's a metal guitar version of your 12-year-old self's favorite song -- 'Barbie Girl' by Scandinavian dance-pop group Aqua.
Here’s Miley Cyrus Twerking in a Unicorn Onesie
Listen. We know this might make you confused. But we're pretty sure you need to see it. If for no other reason than to help us decide if it's NSFW or not.
On the one hand, there's twerking involved, which is usually totally NSFW. On the other hand, the unicorn onesie does a pretty good job of canceling out all the things that usually make twerking NSFW...
‘Kabooyow! Lady’ Is Your New Favorite Viral Video Star
Sadly, we don't have more opportunities to scream "Kabooyow! Kabooyow!" in our everyday life. But we *want* to say it all the time now, thanks to Michelle Clark and this news interview she did.
Minecraft Plus Beetlejuice Equals Our New Favorite Video
If you aren't playing Minecraft already, you'll want to be by the time this video's over. Two people hunkered down for two months (we imagine they didn't have time for anything else), and made this amazing Minecraft roller coaster in creative mode in the Xbox 360 version of the game.
Guy Doesn’t Share Ice Cream With Girlfriend, Becomes Instant Internet Celebrity Jerk
This guy is so totally busted. He thought he could get away with not giving one tiny spoonful of mint chocolate chip ice cream to his girlfriend at a basketball game, but now everybody knows it, thanks to a hilarious play-by-play by Isaiah Thomas and C-Webb.
Dubstep Peter Dinklage Remix Just in Time for ‘Game of Thrones’
At this point we aren't even trying to hide the fact that we're basically foaming at the mouth for 'Game of Thrones' to pick back up on March 31st. Here is what is going to help us get through the day today. It's a dubstep remix of Peter Dinklage, AKA Tyrion Lannister AKA the best part of 'Game of Thrones...