Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
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Toddler Helps Dad Teach You the Fundamentals of Fighting
If you can get past the initial nose picking in this video, you're in for a pretty good time. We don't think that repeatedly karate chopping the back of someone's hand is necessarily the best way to disarm a person with a knife, but it's funny because it's a baby who is dressed up like a mugger.
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Fiat Gets Racy in Funny Super Bowl 2013 Commercial
Fiat has released yet another slew of commercials for Super Bowl 2013, which henceforth shall be known as that time we watched a million Fiat commercials.
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Watch This Ridiculous 3D ‘Lion King’ Remake
Oh man, this guy pretty much nailed it. The fact that this homemade 3D video of Mufasa's death scene in 'The Lion King' exists makes us glad to be alive for once.
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Supercut Proves ’30 Rock’s’ Dot Com Is a Genius
There are so many great moments in every episode of '30 Rock' that it can be hard to notice all the little things. That's why we're glad this supercut showing Tracy Jordan's assistant Dot Com as a persecuted intellectual exists. Just one more thing to tack onto the list of things we're goi
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‘Actual Facebook Graph Searches’ Exposes Weird Facebook Habits
Well, this certainly didn't take long. Only a few days after Facebook unveiled their new search engine Facebook Graph Search, a Tumblr mocking it has been made, and it's a hit.
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Jamie Oliver Joins the Epic Meal Time Gang, Gets Thoroughly Freaked Out
The Epic Meal Time crew is back with another disgusting display of artery-hating fast food gluttony. This time they brought a (very hesitant friend). Sort of. They kidnapped celebrity chef Jaime Oliver might be a more accurate way of putting it.
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Everyone on Twitter Can’t Stop Talking About Michelle Obama’s Bangs
Everybody in America who was planning on getting bangs this week is thoroughly miffed at Michelle Obama for stealing their thunder. People sincerely cannot stop talking about the First Lady's haircut
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See Dexter Swear A LOT in This ‘Lost’ Episode of ‘Dexter’s Laboratory’
This is definitely our favorite kind of censorship. It's the kind where the bleeps aren't quite long enough and you can tell exactly what curse words are being said underneath them.
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Guy Tests Bidet on Camera, THEN Things Get Weird
Here's confirmation that the internet can be a very stupid place. We're not sure why somebody would want to make a video of themselves testing out their new bidet, we only know that this guy gets what he deserves for making such a video.
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‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ Gets the ‘Honest Trailer’ Treatment
It might seem like this video is a bit overdue. As the narrator of the video says, though, "five years later and I still want a refund." The movie so bad 'South Park' likened watching it to being sexually abused, 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' is getting the Honest Trailer treatm
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Epic Win Compilation Reminds Us That ‘People Are Awesome’
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Man Nearly Gets Hit by Plane in Nerve-Racking Video
You are going to want to turn the sound down for this one. It's a person nearly getting run over by a plane. Obviously they're going to scream. And swear. So, NSFW. Also it's terrifying. Enjoy!