Danny Gallagher
Presidential Candidate ‘Vermin Supreme’ Promises a Pony For Every American [VIDEO]
Say what you will about the political competency of Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum or even Michelle Bachmann, but none of those candidates promised the entire nation a free pony while wearing half of a hip wader on their heads. And that’s why Vermin Supreme, the self-proclaimed “friendly fascist” who looks like Gandalf from ‘Lord of the Rings’ after a bender, has our vote in the 2012 presidential race
Jaleel ‘Urkel’ White Really Wants a Part on ‘Breaking Bad’
The man who made the high-pitched nerd Urkel a household name on ‘Family Matters’ says he really wants to play a character on the hit AMC drama ‘Breaking Bad’.
‘Twilight’ Musical Will Soon Give Us Singing Vampires [VIDEO]
The ‘Twilight’ series has infected another facet of popular culture: the live stage musical.
Secret Underground Garage is the Path To Gearhead Heaven
G.F. Williams Photography got a sneak peek at an undisclosed collector’s uber-cool garage that resembles some kind of spy-cave where a well-dressed secret agent keeps a stockpile of his sleekest rides.
Mamma Mia! Nintendo Gives Fan a Free 3DS for Dressing Like Mario for a Month [VIDEO]
A Nintendo fan earned himself a free 3DS player just for vowing to dress as the world’s most famous plumber for a full month.
Dumbest Criminal of 2012 Accidentally Gives Handgun to Cashier He’s Robbing
A bank robber in London foiled his own robbery by handing the teller his own gun.
The unidentified man entered the bank last October with a pair of sunglasses and a flat cap covering his head. He demanded 700,000 pounds from the teller while brandishing a firearm
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Fan Caught Breaking Into Wrigley Field to Steal Some Outfield Ivy
Officials at Wrigley Field in Chicago caught the guy who broke into the stadium just to steal some ivy off of the field’s famous outfield wall.
Can You Guess the Absurd Amount of Money This Guy Spent on a Fake Sword?
What’s dumber than a gamer paying $16,000 for the right to use a sword in a video game? How about if the game is free-to-play?
Man Shoots Himself at Hospital to Get More Painkillers
A Billings, Montana hospital denied a patient’s demand for prescription painkillers, so the patient did the only logical thing — he shot himself in the ankle.
Archer Matt Stutzman Wins Medals Without Any Arms [VIDEO]
Archer Matt Stutzman has an impressive record for an athlete. He’s won several tournaments. He’s set world records. He’s even qualified to compete in the 2012 Olympic Games. And he’s done it all using only his feet.
That’s because Stutzman was born without hands or arms.
Maria Menounos’ Hot Bikini Photo Tweet Ruined By Unwelcome Guests [PICTURE]
‘Extra’ correspondent Maria Menounos tweeted a picture of her bikini clad body. Sounds magical, but, it would have been a much hotter pic if her parents weren’t involved.
Paleontologist Who Worked on ‘Jurassic Park’ Wants to Hatch a Real Dinosaur
Extracting DNA from fossilized amber to create a living breathing dinosaur might sound like the work of science fiction, but one paleontologist wants to do it.