Chris Illuminati
Kellie Pickler Shaves Head and Still Looks Damn Fine
Kellie Pickler’s hair is gone y’all! Rootin tootin! Lord have mercy! Ain’t that a stitch! Whatever else southern folk would say when something crazy happens. Good god and Honey Boo Boo! We know that’s a real saying.
What is Sara Jean Underwood Strapped to in This Photo?
Sometimes, a fully-clothed woman hanging from her hotel room door can be the sexiest thing in the world. Let this picture of ‘Attack of the Show’ host Sara Jean Underwood act as proof.
Enjoy These Ladies Dressed as Leela From ‘Futurama’
Leela, Turanga Leela to be specific, of Futurama is one foxy package delivery driver. The uno-eye look has never been so sexy.
Glitch Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs and needs a good cuddle.
Why is NBC Ignoring the Most Interesting Olympic Storyline?
NBC gets its multicolored peacock feathers kicked in the ratings week after week. Even its morning juggernaut ‘The Today Show’ has lost some shine off Matt Lauer’s forever-balding dome. (Seriously, the dude has been losing hair since the late 90’s. It’s time to go Kevorkian on those last few follicles.) The once mighty broadcasting bird is banking big money on the summer games.
Samantha Steele — Crush of the Day
Filling the shoes, and newly ample bosom, of former ESPN sideline reporter and peephole dancing dame Erin Andrews isn’t going to be an easy task. Andrews bolted the worldwide leader for a Fox Sports gig and the boys in Bristol quickly named her replacement — the longhorny Samantha Steele. She was with the Longhorn Network before ESPN. It was too terrible of a pun to pass up.
The Careful Construction of the World’s Greatest ‘Yo Mama’ Joke
Before we begin, some rules and guidelines about the traits the mother in this joke shall not possess, only because of the overabundance of typical mom putdowns using these tired points of vilification toward the female parental unit.
Yesenia Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Today’s SuicideGirl is Yesenia, a 27-year-old from Florida who gets hot when she sees a guy with messy hair and calls Larry David a personal hero. Pretttty, pretty good.
Comedian Greg Barris Thinks Tom Selleck is a ‘Baby Saving, Mustachioed Saint’ [INTERVIEW]
Greg Barris is a staple in New York’s downtown stand-up scene. He’s the creator of Heart Of Darkness — a psychedelic showcase of comedy, live music and science. Yes, science.
10 Beastie Boys Lyrics That Every Guy Should Live By
Adam “MCA” Yauch, a member of the influential and legendary New York rap group the Beastie Boys passed away today at the age of 47. MCA leaves behind not only a nation of hardcore fans, but a legacy of music that will love on for generations.
Jamie Michelle — Babe of the Day
Jamie Michelle (aka ‘Miiss Jamie Michelle’) is a 28-year-old model from Los Angeles, California.
Kate Upton is the Only Reason to See ‘The Three Stooges’ Movie
Kate Upton is in ‘The Three Stooges’ movie and we only know that because we’ve watched the commercial more than we’ve actually watched the original Three Stooges films. Overkill? As Curly put it… “SOYTENLY!”