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‘The Simpsons’ Wins Best ’90s Cartoon in March Madness Bracket
The votes don’t lie – 'The Simpsons' have not only survived nearly a quarter-century on the air, they’ve also survived this competition, officially winning our '90s Cartoons March Madness Championship Bracket!
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9 ‘Honest’ Disney Movies
Ah, Disney – an essential component of childhood. However, beneath the saccharine surfaces of these fluffy romances lies some truly disturbing content. Check out our "honest" takes on what Disney movies were really showing us in our youth.
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TheFW March Madness Brackets Final Round — Best ’90s Cartoons
It's March Madness, and we're ranking the stuff that really matters -- animals, cartoons, retro snacks and memes.
This is it – the Final Round!
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8 Things the Pope Can Do Now That He’s Retired
Retirement can be a strange transition. What to do with the sudden influx of free time? Most people use the time to travel, to jump more fully into their hobbies and passions, or perhaps to start new careers they’ve always been curious about but never had the guts or the freedom to try.
Pope Benedict XVI has announced his retirement, and while we’re sure the pension plan is heavenly, we’ve got some suggestions for things he can do to keep himself busy. Hopefully he gets to keep the hat.
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10 Valentine’s Day Facts You Need to Know [INFOGRAPHIC]
It's almost time for everyone's (least) favorite holiday -- Valentine's Day! But before you resign yourself to watching 'Marley & Me' and eating soup straight out of the can, learn these facts! At least that way you can feel like you're not completely worthless because you're still capable of learning. That should help. That, and ice cream.
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Things We Want to See at Super Bowl XLVII
Unless your team is in the Big Game, if you've seen one Super Bowl you've seen 'em all. Here are a few things we'd love to see at Super Bowl XLVII that would actually make the game more interesting than the commercials!
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See the Oscar Nominated Movies With Adorable Dog Actors
The Oscars just won’t be the same this year without Uggie the Dog in attendance, but fear not! We refuse to live in a world where there isn't at least one dog at the Oscars, and we also refuse to do anything in moderation. Naturally we must present these posters for seven Oscar-nominated films if they’d featured all-canine casts. Take that, reality. We wonder which one will *fetch* the most awards this year (hahahahaha sorry).
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What People in Haunted Houses Are Really Afraid Of
One of our new favorite things about Halloween is funny, candid pictures of people being scared senseless in a haunted house. We had to ask ourselves though, what were they seeing that was so scary? We put our heads together, and we think we've figured it out. Here are our guesses at what was so scary in that haunted house. Because it certainly wasn't a guy in a wolf mask jumping out of nowhere.