The Girl With The Misplaced Balloon Knot-Rockshow Threesome 5.31.11

Holy moly, where do we start? Hmmm we two stories about literal bungholes and one about figurative bungholes, so if you were in the mood for bungholes, it must be your lucky day.
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Okay, let's clarify, we would have never had had this conversation in prime time, it was at 5:50 in the morning. And now the story of the girl with the misplaced starfish.

Just when you thought cancer was cool, someone comes along and sucks all the fun out of it.

The single best example ever of somebody putting it right back in the face of the Westboro Baptist protest asswipes.