We're used to Jesus showing up in a cornflake, or a water stain. Maybe a piece of toast. Not so much a dog's butthole. But there he is, assuming he was real and looked the way he's been painted by a bunch of European artists. Right in a dog's backside...
We can't help but love local news programs. They never fail at bringing us some of the craziest people this country has to offer. For example, Fred Truluck, who believes to have seen a profile of Jesus Christ on a piece of a Corona beer box -- shaped like a fish, of course. But fear not, folks: Jimmy Kimmel came to our rescue.
Add a sock to the long list of odd places that the face of Jesus (or some kind of face) has appeared. Luckily for the son of God, it was a clean sock. In fact, Sarah Crane of Orpington England only noticed the famous face after she had left her recently laundered foot warmer out to dry overnight.
Did you know there was a bunch of stuff “left out” of the Bible? Does it bother you that you’re not getting the full story? Did you know that Jesus killed a couple of other kids when he was young? Check out more after the break.