After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter.
Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant:
Jessica Simpson is pregnant. We are assuming, not because of her reported baby bump, but because she’s been doing some oddball and possibly hormonal things lately. Which, considering some of her goofy behavior in the past, is really saying a lot.
It seems every Dallas Cowboys fan on the planet wants Tony Romo canned because of the team's collapse against the Jets. Regardless, it appears his real game resides off the field. Here's a nice little gallery of some the babes that Tony has tackled, from Carrie Underwood to Jessica Simpson to his wife, Candice Crawford. Enjoy
An obsessed Jessica Simpson fan has taken his love for the star to novel heights. Marce William Burchell who, after allegedly stalking Simpson for years, decided to pen and self-publish a book about the object of his affection.
The best part? The book’s insane title: ‘The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True
According to a report earlier this week in the Britain’s Sun tabloid, Jessica Simpson is sick of her large breasts because they “make her look” fat, and she is planning to have her most famous assets reduced before her November wedding to former NFL player Eric Johnson.
However, fans of Jessica’s double D’s can rest easy because the 31-year old took to Twitter on Wednesday and sent out this reass