Red Light District

Wanna get high in Abilene on 4/20?

You know what they say about bikinis -- you don't have to design 'em to wear 'em. Well, this Aussie babe does both. And well.

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

The kind of girl who gets cast as "Stunningly Beautiful Woman" in movies.

If you think "inventor of the Power Booty Workout" looks good on a resume, wait until you see it in a bikini.

We wouldn't mind colluding with this Soviet stunner.

Hard work, dedication, and persistence will get you a nicely-toned physique, but if that sounds like too much effort, you can always just enjoy this babe's hard work, dedication, persistence, and last but not least -- her physique.

In one of these pictures, she looks like shark bait. Feel free to insert your own joke about another kind of baiting that uses a different spelling here.

If you scroll too deep into her Instagram feed, you may burn your thumb because so many of her pics are straight fire. You've been warned. Tread lightly, friends.

She can swim with sharks and not get eaten, which is more than enough for us to think she's amazing. Then we saw how smoking hot she is and now we're questioning the limits of reality.

We don't say this often (or EVER for that matter), but this blonde bombshell knows how to drink coffee. We know that doesn't make sense right now. It will.

You don't need to be a tomb raider to find her treasures... That sounded grosser than we intended it to.

She's from down under and she's totally stacked up top -- it's quite the combo.