What Food Makes Texans Feel Like a Raccoon in a Dumpster?

Let’s face it—some foods just hit differently. Some give you an instant guilt trip, others are downright messy, and a few are probably best avoided in polite company.

Most of these fall into the beloved category of guilty pleasures. Others leave us questioning our choices—or even our humanity.

So, we decided to ask the big question: “What food makes you feel like a raccoon in a dumpster?”

Some of the answers weren’t too bad—at least not on the surface. But let’s be honest, some of these foods have a way of bringing out the gremlin in all of us. It’s less about what you’re eating and more about how you're eating it. There's always a chance that someone’s going after that snack like a feral beast.

Let’s get into it.

The Frosting Fanatic

One of our favorite listener responses was cake frosting—the kind that comes in those little plastic tubs. According to the caller, if you try to get between her and one of those, prepare to get snarled at. Honestly, we believe her.

My Personal Pick: Frito Pie

My choice? The iconic Texas delicacy: Frito Pie. Any dish that's more common at racetracks than restaurants earns a spot on this list. Even Gordon Ramsay once tried to give Frito Pie a gourmet makeover—and, in my opinion, it was a swing and a miss. Some things just aren't meant to be fancy.

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The Bugles Witch Ritual

Another solid answer? Bugles, those horn-shaped corn chips. If you haven’t put them on each finger and cackled like a witch before eating them, are you even doing it right? It’s pure raccoon energy—and we love it.

So now that we’ve got that out of the way, grab a snack, embrace your inner trash panda, and check out the full list of wild answers below.

Just remember: no judgment here. We’ve all eaten like a raccoon at least once.