Insane Stories From the Bible Most People Forget About
I've never been a religious person, but I do find religion fascinating. As I found this thread over at askreddit fascinating:
Here are some of the top responses:
- ladymaggot writes:
- Onan -- dude gets smote by God because he refuses to <finish> inside his brother's wife
- Genesis 38:8-10
- Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.
- iff_true writes:
- "He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the Lord." Dueteronomy 23:1
- double_ewe writes:
- "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."
- Deuteronomy 25:11-12
- Schmabadoop writes:
- "Send out this strange man so we may rape him."
- "No......take this virgin girl.instead."
- WingardiumLexiosa writes:
- Every one knows the story of Noah’s ark, but nobody remembers the next part—where he gets super drunk and wanders around naked, passes out and his kids have to drag his naked, drunk, passed out ass back home.
- Noah’s Ark 2: The After Party