Dan Seitz
Lingerie Football League Debuts in Canada, Needs Female Tim Tebow
The league billing itself as “true fantasy football” finally brought the real life wet dream to Canada as open tryouts were held for the British Columbia Angels on Friday, March 23rd.
The New ‘Prometheus’ Trailer Looks Even More Like ‘Alien’
One of the big statements director Ridley Scott has made about his upcoming horror thriller “Prometheus” is that it’s got almost nothing whatsoever to do with the first “Alien” movie.
Aside from, as this trailer tells us, like, everything.
Kermit Serves As Political Analyst On The Colbert Report
We don’t often get into politics here on theFW, mostly because those guys don’t need us to make fun of them; they do a great job of that on their own. That, however, will not stop Stephen Colbert from asking everybody on his show about the current political situation. Even if they’re Kermit the Frog.
Adam Corolla’s Sledgehammer Wine is Just For Men
Wine is generally viewed as a beverage for guys over the age of fifty who enjoy vacations in Napa or guys too wussy to drink beer.
Adam Corolla wants to change the stigma associated with men and wine with some red wines called Sledgehammer
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Man Tests Bulletproof Vest By Shooting Himself [NSFW]
There are many ways to test bulletproof technology. The classic way is, of course, to actually shoot it. But as a rule, you’re not wearing it and you’re not shooting it point blank at your stomach. WARNING: stupidity and highly NSFW language ahead!
Crocodile Bites Off Man’s Testicles and He Seems Pretty OK With It
Jonah Maturure is a man who once could be described as having testicular fortitude. But not anymore. Jonah put them on the line when he decided to cross the Chivake River in Zimbabwe…and a crocodile promptly bit them off for him.
This Is Why You Should Never Attempt ‘Couch-Towing’
A couple Canadian guys hooked up both a sled and a couch to a truck in Montreal, Canada. It’s called ‘couch-towing.’ You probably see where this whole story is going.
Fart Joke Sends Teen To Jail
Harold Wayne Hadley of Mississippi is your typical 19-year-old boy. He likes sports, action movies, and, of course, fart jokes. Although considering how much trouble a fart joke got him in, he may like those a lot less now.
Finally, Pizza Beer Exists
Confucius once said “Beer and pizza go together like beer and pizza.” He said it during his later years, he might have been losing his quotability by that time. Anyway, beer and a slice go so well together we’re a little surprised it’s taken so long for somebody to combine the flavors of pizza into a beer.
Thankfully, forgoing a
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The Best Rap Video About Plaid Shirts You’ll Watch Today [VIDEO]
Plaid used to be tacky. Now it’s an acceptable pattern for people besides lumberjacks and people pretending to be lumberjacks in skits about lumberjacks. Still, you can be too attached to something, as this video demonstrates.
Bikini Robbers Thwarted By Man on Crutches
William Joseph Knowles had fractured his shin and was hobbling around Hollywood, Fla. on crutches last week when two women approached, one in nothing but a bikini. “Finally,” he thought “this injury is going to work in my favor.” Nope. They tried to mug him.
10 Great Holiday Moments With ‘The Simpsons’ [IMAGES, VIDEOS]
America’s First Dysfunctional Family has the biggest affection for Halloween, since it happens during sweeps. But it also has taken on the most wonderful time of the year more than once, so we thought we’d present a few fun ‘Simpsons’ GIFs and videos to celebrate the season. Or at least be honest about it. (WARNING: Animated holiday merriment below.)