Website Offers Free Travel to Hot Women
Their video says it best. “Are you attractive, but don’t have the money to travel?” How many of us have wrestled with this issue? Well, our prayers our answered (PRAISE TRAVEL JESUS!) because MissTravel.com connects generous male travelers who “hate to travel alone” with attractive companions who are willing to go on free trips.
Of course, we all know that these “generous travelers” who, according to the site, include doctors, lawyers, bankers, athletes, executives, entrepreneurs and millionaires, are only looking for someone to share dinners and tours of famous international sights with no strings attached. No strings. Just a travel buddy. Nothing else is expected. Nothing. Nada. No sex. SEX?!? Who said sex?!? We’re visiting the pyramids! Who has time to think about sex??
According to MissTravel’s About section…
“MissTravel.com is a travel dating website that matches generous travelers with attractive travel girls (or guys). If you are a frequent traveler you can easily search, find or meet a hot travel companion, sexy travel mate or beautiful travel buddy. And if you are an attractive travel lover who lacks the financial resources, we’ll match you with a traveling sponsor or help you earn frequent flyer miles you may redeem for free travel, free airline tickets and free hotel rooms. Best of all our website is 100% free for attractive men and women.”
Our first question — does the travel companion need to be attractive? We’re going to need about five or six more variations on the word attractive to be sure you really mean “attractive.”
The website definitely brings new meaning to the phrase “now boarding.” Who said sex?!? We’re in Cannes!