Watch Nico Adjemian Teach His Legendary Slow Grind Techniques

Have you ever heard of the "grind factor" as it pertains to the music playing at a club? No? Congratulations, you are a normal human person.

Local comedian and unpaid Morning Show doormat Nico Adjemian swears...SWEARS...that he is the master of the grind. According to the master there are three types of grind: The fine grind, the medium grind and the coarse grind. Also, the "coarse grind" is also known as "daggering". You see, it's all about finding the right song to match the kind of grinding you want to do.

As much as you're regretting reading that previous paragraph, you're going to regret EVEN MORE this next sentence.

There's a video of all this.