This is one way to celebrate Mother's Day: get your clock cleaned by an octogenarian black-belt.

The black-belt in this video is Dubba G's sweet, adorable mother Charlene. She's been a practitioner of karate for many years and has attained the highest level of expertise.

Little does she know that I, too, have a black belt. It's size 48, I got it at Stein Mart and I've had to poke extra holes in it using an ice pick.

Brandon is along for the lesson so we both got a turn getting pummeled by an 82 year old lady.

This video also includes me doing several demonstrations of martial arts prowess. These include breaking boards with my hand, breaking boards with my head and doing ... A ... sit-up.