Top 6 Bad Horror Movies to Skip This Halloween

Here's list four of eleven in my "must see horror movies". Well, actually it's the fourth list, but I thought I'd give you time to catch up on those other flicks by listing some you really should skip.

There are probably more bad horror movies than any other genre. This list could be as long as a monkey's arm and still not scratch the surface. I just have six for you that I thought were just awful, and not good on any level. So here you go, it's "The Top 6 Movies To Skip This Halloween.

1
Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch
This movie came out when every scary movie was a home run. This was a bubble burster, a reminder that all of your favorite things go to hell and also that you can't just put the name of a popular franchise on an unrelated script and bring the fans in. This was the first ever movie to disappoint me and the first I every really cared enough to hate. Bleh!
2
Lords Of Salem
You know how sometimes you love a band when their past their prime? You just can't understand why everyone else is leaving them behind? This movie was so bad that the nudity with Sheri Moon Zombie sucked. This movie made me think less of Rob Zombies music. This movie made me question everything I had liked before.
3
Valentine
Everyrthing I said about the movie Halloween III, goes for this movie. At this point in time Hollywood was making a horror movie for every holiday (or so it seemed). Valentines seems a natural-broken hearts, rejected loners, cupid with his arrow...seriously, how can you not get a decent horror movie out of that base material? Somehow the filmakers found a way to do it. It stars the guy from the t.v. show "Bones". He boned us on this movie. This movie sucks so bad, I can't even find a quality version of the trailer to link to.
4
It Follows
This is the most WTF? movie ever. I know people who liked it, or I should say, I used to know people who liked it, because those people can die and go to hell. I have NEVER been one to really recognize metaphors, or to pick apart the logic of a movie, but this turd-in-a-tinfoil-wrapper of a movie was ridiculous on both accounts. #1. We get it, it's a metaphor for STD's. #2. How the hell is shooting or electrocuting ghosts supposed to do anything? Who the hell thinks they can wound a ghost with a gun? This movie makes NO damn sense.
5
Blair Witch 2: Blah, Blah, Whatever
This one suffers from high expectations. No, actually it doesn't, it just sucks. The Blair Witch was a phenomenon with EVERYONE talking about it. It was then marketed into the ground, leading everyone to believe that there was NO WAY the sequel could be anything other than at least good. NOPE. I have to be honest and say, I don't even really know what's up here. I could write a better sequel using only the letters left over after I eat Cheerios. Seriously, the filmmakers were so full of their own crap, that this is a movie about fans of the first movie. Dude...that ego, though.
6
Black Xmas
The original Black Xmas was supposed to be the first slasher film ever made. It was said to have inspired Halloween, Friday The 13th and many more. With this kind of pedigree, you'd once again expect that there's NO WAY this re-make couldn't at least be serviceable. Let me spoil something for you, the killer lives inside the walls of the house. Now, how can that not be scary and not freak you out? Well, somehow it's just boring in this movie.

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