Things That Would Happen if Men Ruled the World

Yes women, we know you rule the world. We know you're superior creatures. However, it is OK for us to fantasize about what would happen if we ruled the world, right?

For example:

Women would have to obtain a license before wearing spandex or short shorts
Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
Instead of an engagement ring, you could give your soon to be wife a giant foam finger that said “you’re #1”