Things I Learned from Cheesy 80’s Movies

Like many of you, I'm a product from the 80s. I lived through the mullet era (had one myself), I wore terrible clothes and I went to the movies every Friday night. Most of the time, the movie theater was a place to hang out with friends, but we also saw some of the best and cheesiest movies ever produced. Without those movies, I wouldn't have learned some of the most valuable lessons and truths of life. So, the latest top 10 focuses on 'Things I Learned from Cheesy 80's Movies'.

For example:

Smart people wear thick glasses, button-down shirts, and slacks. Dumb people wear football uniforms.
Parents always come back from vacation a day early.
Cheerleaders hate having their shirts on.