Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation:Â Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag.
Skills:Â Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends.
3 Things She Canât Live Without:Â The “Whip My Hair Back And Forth” remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace.
Her Motto: âANIMAL!!!!!”