Theresa the Terrible — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag.
Skills: Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends.
3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The “Whip My Hair Back And Forth” remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace.
Her Motto: “ANIMAL!!!!!”