This is the RockShow Threesome for 9.1.11.  We’re not sure what happened, but for some reason all three editions, especially the first one turned out extra goofy.  Find out more after the jump.

Bret Micheals, not dead yet, but we’re hoping someday.

Cage the Elephant writes a funny note to the Foo Fighters.

Scott Weiland sucks.  He sucks bad.