The Big Country Snake Problem & Snake Personal Hygiene
Watch out out there! Snakes are coming out of their holes. It seems that water likes to go down holes, and this pushes the snake up just like Augustus Gloop in Willy Wonka. Now sure, it's not firing them up into the air (although that would look cool), but it is forcing them to relocate and your house sure seems nice and dry. More after the jump.
Be careful of those big moist reptiles out there, some bite and some will just startle you. Remember, the number one thing you need to do when you see a snake is-loosen your bowels. Yeah, just go ahead and sh!t yourself, because it's probably going to happen sooner or later. Next, run screaming like a little girl. Here's Heathen and Wes with a few moments on the Big Countries snake problem.