Terry the Teet — Hot Mess of the Day
Name:Â Terry The Teet
Location:Â Newcastle, England
Occupation:Â Canine wet nurse.
Hobbies:Â Sudoku, erotic lactation.
5 Things She Canât Live Without:Â Prenatal vitamins, trips to the pound, a portable pump, lollipops, and religion.
Skills:Â “Fastest breast in the West!” (We didn’t ask her to elaborate.)
Her Motto:Â âLunch is
in on me!”
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