the painman's weekly rant

The Painman's Weekly Rant
The Painman's Weekly Rant
The Painman's Weekly Rant
The holidays are here. We're planning winter trips, shopping, big feasts, and visits from Santa. What we typically don't plan for is the gratuitous 'Happy Holidays' group text from many of our friends. You know what I'm talking about. The text from the friend that feels like they must wish you good greetings but are too lazy to send the message to each person individually.
The Painman's Weekly Rant
The Painman's Weekly Rant
The Painman's Weekly Rant
I'm sure you've been in this situation. You go grocery shopping on a Sunday morning, to beat the church crowd, and as you're unloading your cart the clerk tells you that you can't buy that load of beer you have. Why? Because of the stupid alcohol blue law here in Texas.