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With apologies to Bill Maher, we have a new rule: Warlock is the new term for a "party animal". Read more after the break.

A list of the most paused movie moments There's something in (and on) your shopping cart Bad Cop, Bad Chili, Bad Gas

All humor is subjective. That means that certain things are funny to certain people and other people find other things funny. These bits of audio are funny if you're one of the certain people and not one of the other people. Thank you.

Did the world just slap you in the face and tell you you suck? I'm pretty sure after listening to these bits you'll realize that you suck a lot less than you thought.

I love mulch. It gets me out of yard work and looks nice. Enjoy a stimulating conversation/movie about mulch after the jump.

Enjoy some audio from "The Rock Show". We're giving 2-1 odds that it won't make your face explode. Good luck getting a date if we're wrong.

I would punch a monkey in his damn smug ass face if it entertained people. But instead we talk about stuff. Check that stuff out after the jump.

Time for the Rock Show Threesome. Included my be the single grossest story we've ever had on "Things You Can't Unhear". Click the jumpy thing to get to the audio files.

Hey everybody, it's the Thursday edition of the Rock Show Threesome. Are you excited or was your adult diaper already full? Listen to some show stuff after the jump.

Every day the Rock Show talks about stuff. After the jump you can hear some of that stuff.

Enjoy some learning and perhaps a couple of snarfs from the Presidential edition of The Rock Show

Welcome to "The Rock Show Threesome". We are still incredibly proud of the fact that, for better or worse, we do not repeat stories on the Rock Show. We don't do "best of's" and we even do all new shows for holidays. We don't even save our stuff. It's there for all of us to experience, then it's into the vapors. Check out more including audio after the jump.