Oh, I'm going to get a candy bar, when I get back maybe I can think about something to say about these audio files. Nope, nothing. Good chocolate though.
All humor is subjective. That means that certain things are funny to certain people and other people find other things funny. These bits of audio are funny if you're one of the certain people and not one of the other people. Thank you.
Did the world just slap you in the face and tell you you suck? I'm pretty sure after listening to these bits you'll realize that you suck a lot less than you thought.