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"From All the Guys at the Fire Station – We'll Miss You" – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 11:00:21 +0000

The most important element of a great joke is the delivery of the punchline. Screw that up and the entire joke is dead. So, as an ode to the punchline, I'm giving you the punchline first – then you figure out the joke.

Today’s punchline: "You think that's bad" said the other husband, mine had a card stuck to her ass that said "from all the guys at the fire station - we'll miss you"

"The Bear Got Himself into This Mess, Let Him Get Himself Out of It" – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 11:00:01 +0000

Today’s punchline: "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

"Where's That Gal With the Loose Tooth?" – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 11:00:14 +0000

Today’s punchline: The man stumbled back in and said "where's that gal with the loose tooth?"

"Yeah, She's in the Bedroom Bangin' Her Boyfriend." – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:30:48 +0000

Today’s punchline: The little boy replied,"Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

"You Don't Have Heartburn, Your Boob is in the Ashtray." – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 12:30:35 +0000

Today’s punchline: "You don't have heartburn, your boob is in the ashtray."

"The Man Replied 'My Wife's First Husband'" – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 22:25:10 +0000

Today’s punchline: The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied… “My wife’s first husband.”

"Because I Wanna Stay Up Here With You!" – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 12:30:33 +0000

Today’s punchline: The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"

"One, Two, Three, Four. You're Right, There are 4 Feet" – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 11:40:48 +0000

Today’s punchline: The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, there are 4 feet."

"You've Been Eating Grass the Past 10 Minutes" – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 12:30:58 +0000

Today’s punchline: The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

"A Man Who Doesn't Drink or Gamble" – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 12:30:07 +0000

Today’s punchline: "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

"Here, Iron This!" – Pain's Punchline

Frank Pain — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:30:17 +0000

Today’s punchline: A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”