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A Hilarious 'Bad Lip Reading' of Edward and Bella from Twilight [VIDEO]

Frank Pain — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 21:41:41 +0000

You might remember the funny over dub video I showed you featuring Mitt Romney. Well, the ‘Bad Lip Reading’ crew is back and this time they take aim at Edward and Bella from the movie Twilight. I must warn you, the language is NSFW and you just might wet yourself. If you’re a Twilight Hater, [...]

'SongPop' Game on Facebook is My New Addiction [VIDEO]

Chaz — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 20:26:41 +0000

There are only a handful of games that I'll play on Facebook, and even then, I don't really play them on Facebook, but rather on my iPhone. I'll play 'Bejeweled Blitz', Zynga Poker, and maybe one or two more. Now, there is a new game out on Facebook called 'SongPop', and it is my new addiction.

2012 NFL Season – Dallas Cowboys Beat New York Giants 24-17 [PICTURES]

Chaz — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 13:06:49 +0000

The Dallas Cowboys survived a late rally from the New York Giants to win 24-17 to kick off the 2012 NFL season.

Local Bands Unite for 'Mookie Fest', a Concert to Benefit Abilene Musician with Cancer

Frank Pain — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 11:06:19 +0000

Above all else, one thing you can say about Abilene area bands is that they take care of their own. It doesn't matter if it's day or night, rain or shine...it's a brotherhood, a family that is there to carry the weight when one of their 'family' needs help.

Well, this happens to be one of those times. Mike 'Mookie' Morgan, guitarist for Rear Naked Choke, was recently diagnosed with cancer and instead of letting their brother carry the burden alone, local bands are hosting a benefit to help defray medical costs.

How To Get Ready For a Season of Dallas Cowboys Football – Chaz's Top 5 Tips

Chaz — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 13:04:40 +0000

The Dallas Cowboys are coming off, yet, another underachieved year. A year which saw them lose the last game of the season to the New York Giants, who ran the table and won the Super Bowl. This year, Dallas has beefed up their defense with some good, solid cornerbacks, and they revamped their offensive line a bit

Grandma Celebrates Her Team's Win with a Beer Bong [VIDEO]

Frank Pain — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 15:49:43 +0000

In my opinion, there’s nothing more exciting than college football. Don’t get me wrong, I love all levels of football, but the college games are the most fun to watch. Apparently, they’re so much fun that it inspires ol’ ladies to chug on a beer bong after a victory. In this video, an excited granny [...]

Hilarious Video of Dolphin Humping Woman

Frank Pain — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 15:25:33 +0000

Your curiosity is peaked just by reading the headline, right? Yeah, mine was too.

I don't know the story behind this video other than it looks like some gal was at one of those places that had dolphin shows or swimming with dolphins programs. As the 'instructors' looked on, this lady was mounted by 'Flipper' and apparently enjoyed it.

Father 'Jams Out' at Concert While Son Looks Away [VIDEO]

Frank Pain — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 14:29:26 +0000

During your childhood, how many times did your parents do something that embarrassed you?

While I'm not sure if this kid is embarrassed of his black sock wearing, goofy dancing father, I do know I would have been had it been my dad. The father and son are sitting down at some sort of electronica concert and the dad is showing off his best boogie skills while the kid digs a booger out of his nose.

It's entertaining to say the least.

Dusty Hill, of ZZ Top, Campaigns for the Aid of Our Veterans [VIDEO]

Frank Pain — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 14:10:35 +0000

How many times have you seen a 'homeless' person on the side of the road with a sign that read 'Homeless Veteran, Please Help'?

Probably too many times to count.

Well, over 60,000 veterans are on the street or in shelters and Dusty Hill, of ZZ Top, went to the web to campaign for the help for our veterans.

Dallas Cowboys Owner Shoots for 'Street Cred' as He Raps in Papa John's Commercial [VIDEO]

Frank Pain — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 13:55:17 +0000

Pizza and football definitely go together. But, Jerry Jones rapping about pizza and football don't.

For years, the failings of the Dallas Cowboys have caused fans to point fingers at Tony Romo and his girlfriends, golf and stupid smile. Now, Cowboys fans can blame Jerry Jones and his pizza rap if the team fails to win it all.

Can starring in a pizza commercial cause a professional sports team to lose? Not at all, but for fans that constantly look for someone or something to blame, here it is.

Mother Arrested for Child Fatality; 2 Other Children Injured. What are Your Thoughts?

Frank Pain — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:08:00 +0000

Bigcountryhomepage.com reported that Tiffany N. Klapheke, 22, was arrested after the death of one child and bodily injury on her 2 other children. On August 28 at 3:56 pm, Abilene Police Department (APD) Dispatch received a call from a female that sounded distressed. APD Dispatch was able to piece together that the call was coming [...]

Watch Violent Collision Between Yadier Molina and Josh Harrison [VIDEO]

Chaz — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 21:06:15 +0000

If you have ever thought that baseball can't be a violent sport sometimes, then you might want to rethink that. Check out this video of St. Louis Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina getting run over by Pittsburgh Pirates second baseman Josh Harrison in one heck of a collision.

The Painman Records Chaz's Hilarious Return from the Dentist [VIDEO]

Frank Pain — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 11:00:56 +0000

The older we get, the more frail our bodies become. So is evident with the latest in the life of Chaz.

Apparently Chaz broke a tooth, so off to the dentist he went to get everything in his mouth fixed. Well, you can't go to the dentist for major work like that without expecting a little anesthesia. Chaz may not have expected it, but I did. So, I decided to get my iPhone ready to record his return.

Dallas Cowboys Set Strict Rules for Dez Bryant

Chaz — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 20:28:31 +0000

The Dallas Cowboys, apparently, are not taking any chances when it comes to Dez Bryant getting into trouble. In fact, the team have set some new rules for the talented receiver.

iPickup, the App for Guys Who Need Help with Pickup Lines – Pain's Package

Frank Pain — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 18:45:21 +0000

Well, this edition of Pain's Package focuses on an app that helps all those tongue-tied guys with pickup lines. How many times have you met a girl but didn't know what to say? Well, there's an app for that, it's called iPickup.

From Dog Shaming to Radio Shaming – Check Out These Funny Pictures

Frank Pain — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 18:29:26 +0000

There’s a website that features the most innocent-looking dogs (and other animals) posing with owner-written signs that reveal their bad behavior. Well, after perusing through that site for a while, it gave me the idea to do the same with people I work with. So, I quickly made some signs then went into each person’s [...]

Labor Day 2012 in Abilene – What is Open and What is Closed?

Frank Pain — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 16:45:30 +0000

Labor Day is an American holiday that is observed the first Monday in September and was established to recognize the economic and social contributions of workers. Being a national holiday and the symbolic end of the summer season, you should be aware of what’s open and what’s closed in the Abilene area. Banks: Closed Government [...]

Watch a Teaser Trailer of the Upcoming Web Show 'Tornado Chasers' [VIDEO]

Chaz — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:00:08 +0000

If you are a big tornado fan like me, you might remember a show called 'Storm Chasers' on the Discovery Channel which, obviously, documented tornadoes. That show was cancelled but one of the more popular chasers is back with a show available only on the web called 'Tornado Chasers' and there is a teaser trailer out for it.

Football Season is Here, Time to Watch the Funniest Football Stand-up Bit Ever [VIDEO]

Frank Pain — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 18:10:36 +0000

Men and women everywhere are gearing up for another exciting season of football, be it pee-wee, junior high, high school, college or pro. Football breeds incomparable excitement. It is also the subject of one of the funniest stand-up bits ever as performed by Bob Nelson. You probably don’t know him by name, but I’m sure [...]

5 Tips to Help You Get Rid of Mosquitoes in Your Yard in Abilene

Chaz — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 20:00:06 +0000

Now that the West Nile Virus has been proven to be in the Abilene area, it's definitely a must to keep those little critters out of your yard. So, to help you accomplish that, here are 5 tips to help you get rid of mosquitoes in your yard.