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20 Jokes About the Duggar Family Having a 20th Child

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 15:23:23 +0000

Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar have announced they are expecting their 20th child, due in April. The Arkansas couple and stars of TLC’s ’19 Kids and Counting,’ clearly love children, so while they busy themselves sprucing up their nursery yet again, we thought we’d honor their 20th bundle of joy with — what else? — 20 jokes about having such a large family.

11 Jokes About Lindsay Lohan Returning to Jail

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:29:46 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is going back to jail for violating her probation. No, this is not a rerun of a story you think you’ve heard before, although it sure sounds like it, since this will be her fifth stint behind bars.

While the ‘Mean Girls’ star has been sentenced to 30 days, officials expect she’ll most likely serve six. Lohan has to turn herself to begin serving her stint in the slammer by November 9, so while she preps for her return, we thought we’d help look at the lighter side with these jokes:

14 Jokes Inspired By Donald Trump's Feud with Jon Stewart

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:58:42 +0000

Donald Trump is again feuding, this time with ‘Daily Show’ host Jon Stewart. He claims Stewart has gotten away with a “racist rant” after he made jokes about Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain.

Some people collect stamps, some collect coins. Trump collects enemies. The real estate mogul counts Rosie O’Donnell, Martha Stewart, Jerry Seinfeld, Marc Cuban, Bill Cosby, President Obama, Robert De Niro among the stars he’s found himself bickering with over the years. So, congrats to you, Jon Stewart – you’re merely the latest inductee into this not-so-exclusive fraternity.

To honor the Donald’s beef with Stewart and his chronic penchant for feuding with anyone who so much as breathes air he wanted for himself, here are 10 jokes all about the real estate mogul:

12 Jokes About Jessica Simpson Being Pregnant

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 19:11:40 +0000

After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter.

Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant:

10 Jokes About the Rapture

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:18:06 +0000

So, the rapture is coming. Again. Yup, Harold Camping — the preacher whose prediction the world would end this past May 21 — now says the apocalypse is set for Friday, October 21.

So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you’ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog’s bowl with water. But, if we’re going to leave this world, why not leave with a smile, right? Here are 10 jokes about the rapture. Think you’ve got good ones? We’d love to read them, so feel free to include yours below.

Jokes Spread Like Riot Fire on Twitter After Canucks Lose Stanley Cup – Today's Top Tweets

Stephanie Berning — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 18:15:46 +0000

Jokes at the expense of Canadians spread across the internet with the speed of, well, riot fire, after mobs took to the Vancouver streets following the Canucks Stanley Cup loss to the Boston Bruins. Mayhem broke out on Vancouver’s streets after the Canucks fell 4-0 to the Boston Bruins in Game Seven of the Stanley [...]